How do I tell my overprotective, conservative christian mother who apparently doesn't think I've been having sex after she found out two years ago that I am going on a super date in two weeks that ends with me and my boyfriend ending the romantic night at a hotel? (I bought my bf boxers for last Christmas and she was like..."What do you care what they look like you won't see them! >.<)

First, I apparently have to tell her I am having sex. Second, I have to tell her I'm staying at a hotel where sex will inevitably occur.

I would just like to enjoy this night, because we both need it (see this post) and it's going to be incredible. And I would not like to lie about all of this anymore, because I'm 22 years old and I should be able to talk to my mother about these things, AND it's ridiculous. All of it. Including my life. I could really care less if she opposes, (yes it'll suck tremendously...and she might think I have sex now since I told her Tim has been coming down to visit me in my single person apartment where we must sleep together...because we are dating and he's too big for the couch...but it won't make this convo any easier I don't think. My GRANDMOTHER knows, so I guess she does...but I don't really know, sigh.) I just really don't want to lie anymore. I'm an honest person, and lies always come back to bite me in the ass anyways. (How she found out I was having sex the first time? She found our HOTEL receipt from a spontaneous excursion, so already the odds are stacked against me. And then we went on vacation the next day. BOY WAS THAT A GREAT WEEK.)

And my dad is totally not finding out. He doesn't want or need to know. Unless my mom gets mad and TELLS him as a way to prevent me from going/living. But only I would do something so devious...I think.

And there will be super date pictures posted...because it's going to be awesome. :D Just as soon as I get this uh, little problem out of the way.